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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.  I have been
known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient
in the area of heat retention.  I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees.
I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing.  I can pilot
bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute
Brownies in twenty minutes.  I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and
an outlaw in Peru.